WWE FASTLANE 2017
Sasha Banks v. Nia Jax – Sasha Banks.
Universal Championship. Owens v. Goldberg – Owens retains the Universal Championship, but championship, but Goldberg wins the match (by DQ or some other way).
Roman Reigns v. Braun Strowman – We’re pulling for Braun Strowman. But we fear that Roman Reigns will prevail due to the McMahon child’s disordered attraction to Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns.
Bayley v. Charlotte Flair (CF) – No one ever lost money betting on Charlotte Flair in a Championship match.
Samoa Joe v. Sami Zayn – They just brought up Samoa Joe. They will give him the victory to promote him
Neville v. Jack Gallagher – Neville, flyin’ high.
Gallows & Anderson v. Amore & Kass – Amore & Kass. Because you “can’t teach that.”
Swann and Tozawa v. Kendrick and Dar – Who are these people?
The Road to Wrestlemania continues with a pretty lame lineup for Elimination Chamber 2017.
DOLPH ZIGGLER v. APOLLO CREWS and KALISTO (Handicapped Match)
The premise of this match is ridiculous. We look forward to the ascension of Apollo Crews, but we think the writers want Ziggler to win. We pick Ziggler.
NIKKI BELLA v. NATALYA
They are trying to bring back Bella. We pick Bella.
SMACK DOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
We’re going with a dark horse – American Alpha
RANDY ORTON v. LUKE HARPER
RKO just won the ROYAL RUMBLE, as we predicted. They can’t possibly have him now lose to Harper, can they?! We pick RKO.
BECKY LYNCH v. MICKIE JAMES
They are trying to bring back Mickie James, also. We pick Mickie.
ELIMINATION CHAMBER – MAIN EVENT
Let’s go Cena – Cena sucks. We pick Cena.