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WRESTLEMANIA 2017

WRESTLEMANIA 2017 PREDICTIONS
 
BRAY WYATT V. RANDY ORTON – HARPER interferes and WYATT wins.
 
BAYLEY v. CHARLOTTE v. SASHA BANKS v. NIA JAX – CHARLOTTE, as usual.
UNDERTAKER v. ROMAN REIGNS – We hope the TAKER can start another streak. ROMAN REIGNS is ready to begin a streak at NXT.
 
SETH ROLLINS v. TRIPLE H – ROLLINS, as a step toward regaining a belt.
 
JERICHO v. OWENS – OWENS.
 
GOLDBERG v. LESNAR – GOLDBERG. That F-5 by Lesnar was so awkward.
 
McMAHON v. AJ STYLES – AJ STYLES. But look for something extreme by SHANE-O-MAC
 
CENA/BELLA v. THE MIZ/MARYSE – CENA/BELLA
 
DEAN AMBROSE v. BARON CORBIN – AMBROSE.
 
TAG TEAMS – ENZO & AMORE
 
NEVILLE v. AUSTIN AIRIES – NEVILLE
 
ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL ROYAL RUMBLE – BRAUN STROWMAN

PREDICTIONS: WWE FASTLANE

WWE  FASTLANE  2017

Sasha Banks v. Nia Jax – Sasha Banks.

Universal Championship.  Owens v. Goldberg  – Owens retains the Universal Championship, but  championship, but Goldberg wins the match (by DQ or some other way).

Roman Reigns v. Braun Strowman – We’re pulling for Braun Strowman. But we fear that Roman Reigns will prevail due to the McMahon child’s disordered attraction to Roman Reigns.  Roman Reigns.

Bayley v. Charlotte Flair (CF)  – No one ever lost money betting on Charlotte Flair in a Championship match.

Samoa Joe v. Sami Zayn – They just brought up Samoa Joe.  They will give him the victory to promote him

Neville v. Jack Gallagher – Neville, flyin’ high.

Gallows & Anderson v. Amore & Kass – Amore & Kass.  Because you “can’t teach that.”

Swann and Tozawa v. Kendrick and Dar – Who are these people?

ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2017

The Road to Wrestlemania continues with a pretty lame lineup for Elimination Chamber 2017.

DOLPH ZIGGLER  v.  APOLLO CREWS and KALISTO (Handicapped Match)

The premise of this match is ridiculous.  We look forward to the ascension of Apollo Crews, but we think the writers want Ziggler to win.  We pick Ziggler.

NIKKI BELLA v. NATALYA

They are trying to bring back Bella.  We pick Bella.

SMACK DOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

We’re going with a dark horse – American Alpha

RANDY ORTON v. LUKE HARPER

RKO just won the ROYAL RUMBLE, as we predicted.  They can’t possibly have him now lose to Harper, can they?!  We pick RKO.

BECKY LYNCH v. MICKIE JAMES

They are trying to bring back Mickie James, also.  We pick Mickie.

ELIMINATION CHAMBER – MAIN EVENT

Let’s go Cena – Cena sucks.  We pick Cena.