ELIMINATION CHAMBER 2017

The Road to Wrestlemania continues with a pretty lame lineup for Elimination Chamber 2017.

DOLPH ZIGGLER  v.  APOLLO CREWS and KALISTO (Handicapped Match)

The premise of this match is ridiculous.  We look forward to the ascension of Apollo Crews, but we think the writers want Ziggler to win.  We pick Ziggler.

NIKKI BELLA v. NATALYA

They are trying to bring back Bella.  We pick Bella.

SMACK DOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

We’re going with a dark horse – American Alpha

RANDY ORTON v. LUKE HARPER

RKO just won the ROYAL RUMBLE, as we predicted.  They can’t possibly have him now lose to Harper, can they?!  We pick RKO.

BECKY LYNCH v. MICKIE JAMES

They are trying to bring back Mickie James, also.  We pick Mickie.

ELIMINATION CHAMBER – MAIN EVENT

Let’s go Cena – Cena sucks.  We pick Cena.

 

WRESTLEMANIA XXXII

THE MAIN EVENT –THESE WILL BE THE MOST ELABORATE ENTRANCES OF THE NIGHT.  OUR PREDICTION IS THAT SHANE AND THE TAKER WILL BATTLE IN THE CELL, AND THEN McMAHON WILL STEP IN – VINCE McMAHON, THAT IS.  VINCE WILL APPEAR TO BE ON THE TAKER’S SIDE, THEN SWITCH TO SHANE’S SIDE, AND THE McMAHON’S –TOGETHER – DEFEAT THE TAKER.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP – TRIPLE H IS A HEEL, AND ROMAN REIGNS IS UNWORTHY OF ANYTHING BUT THE RING OF HONOR CHAMPIONSHIP – DIVAS DIVISION.   5:15 WAS TOO LONG FOR ROMAN’S REIGN.  TRIPLE H WILL WIN – WE HOPE.

US CHAMPIONSHIP – COULD RYBACK REALISTICALLY LOSE TO KALISTO?  WE DON’T THINK SO, BUT EITHER WAY, IT’S NOT SO THRILLING.  HAVING THE BIG GUY BEAT UP ON A MIDGET IS NOT SO GRATIFYING.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP – GOOD WAY TO ACCELERATE SOME NXT TALENT – WE THINK THAT SAMI ZAYN OR ZACH RYDER WILL WIN.  WOO WOO WOO.

LESNAR v. AMBROSE – WE DON’T SEE HOW LESNAR COULD LOSE.  IT WOULD DETRACT FROM HIS STATURE.  SINCE IT’S A PPV, WE EXPECT LESNAR TO BLADE.

DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP – CHARLOTTE DOESN’T LOSE.  SHE’S RICK FLAIR’S DAUGHTER.  BECKY IS THE ONLY DIVA WITH TALENT AND TECHNIQUE, BUT THE CREATIVE TEAM DOESN’T CARE.

USOS v. DUDLEYS – USO’s WIN.  EXPECT TABLES, THOUGH.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS – NEW DAY ROCKS, BUT THE HEELS HAVE TO WIN TOO.  WE PREDICT THE LEAGUE WINS THIS ONE.

TOTAL DIVAS V. B.A.D. AND BLONDE – WE DON’T CARE.

STLYES v. JERICHO – STYLES.

ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL RUMBLE – BRAUN STROWMAN.  HE NEEDS TO BECOME MORE PROMINENT.  THE WYATT FAMILY IS HOLDING HIM BACK.  WE WANT TO SEE STROWMAN v. LESNAR AT THE NEXT PPV.

THE FRANCHISE HAS TO BE SUFFERING WITH CENA, ROLLINS, AND RKO ON THE DISABLED LIST.  EXPECT TO SEE JOHN CENA, THE ROCK, STONE COLD, AND SOME OTHER SURPRISES.  A FEW BLASTS FROM THE PAST WILL GET THE AUDIENCE GOING.  AND EXPECT SOME CONTROVERSIES ABOUT REFEREES, RULE DISPUTES, AND THE LIKE.

 

 

PREDICTIONS FOR WWE FASTLANE – 2016

OUR PICKS FOR WWE FASTLANE
 
Becky & Sasha v. Tamina & Naomi – We don’t care, but we note that Becky Lynch is the only female wrestler with talent and technique. WWE will surely blunder her talent.
 
Ziggler v. Owens – We predict The Bear. There will probably a near record of 2 counts against Ziggler, as usual.
 
Kalisto v. Del Rio – This is the US Championship? It’s on the Kickoff Show?! How far has the US Championship fallen? This is ludicrous. We hope they both lose and that the writers transfer this Championship to someone worthy. Does the phrase “Never Give Up” mean anything?
 
Charlotte v. Brie Bella – Charlotte is Rick Flair’s daughter. She doesn’t lose, in case you hadn’t noticed.
 
AJ Styles v. Jericho – We’re picking Styles. The want him to get over.
Big Show, Ryback, Kane v. Wyatt Family (minus Wyatt) – We’re picking the Wyatt Family. Perhaps setting up a Strouman match for Wrestlemania – against Lesnar?
 
Reigns, Ambrose, and Lesnar – There’s a reason that they stripped Ambrose of the Intercontinental Belt. He’ll probably be taken out in a stretcher early in the match, only to return, and win, when Lesnar is about to pin Reigns.
 

2016 ROYAL RUMBLE

PREDICTIONS FOR 2016 ROYAL RUMBLE:
 
Kalisto v. Del Rio (US Championship) –  Del Rio
Becky Lynch v. Charlotte (Divas Championship) – Charlotte
Usos v. New Day (Tag Team Championship) – New Day
Ambrose v. Owens  (Intercontinental Championship) – Ambrose
Royal Rumble – Stone Cold Steve Austin or The Rock
 
Without Daniel Bryan, Cena, Rollins, and RKO, the product is suffering.  They need something radical for the Royal Rumble. They need a wildcard.
 
We cannot sit through another Sheamus v. Roman Reigns Championship match.