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PREDICTIONS: WWE FASTLANE

WWE  FASTLANE  2017

Sasha Banks v. Nia Jax – Sasha Banks.

Universal Championship.  Owens v. Goldberg  – Owens retains the Universal Championship, but  championship, but Goldberg wins the match (by DQ or some other way).

Roman Reigns v. Braun Strowman – We’re pulling for Braun Strowman. But we fear that Roman Reigns will prevail due to the McMahon child’s disordered attraction to Roman Reigns.  Roman Reigns.

Bayley v. Charlotte Flair (CF)  – No one ever lost money betting on Charlotte Flair in a Championship match.

Samoa Joe v. Sami Zayn – They just brought up Samoa Joe.  They will give him the victory to promote him

Neville v. Jack Gallagher – Neville, flyin’ high.

Gallows & Anderson v. Amore & Kass – Amore & Kass.  Because you “can’t teach that.”

Swann and Tozawa v. Kendrick and Dar – Who are these people?

ROYAL RUMBLE – 2017

THE ROYAL RUMBLE – 2017

Below is the card, and our picks, for the 2017 Royal Rumble

 

KICKOFF SHOW

SHEAMUS and CESARO v. The BULLET CLUB (GALLOWS and ANDERSON)

We are picking Sheamus and Cesaro, who are, pound for pound, the most boring Tag Team in WWE.

MAIN CARD

NIA JAX v. SASHA BANKS

We’re going with Sasha Banks – not for any particular reason.  We really don’t care who wins.

BLISS/JAMES/NATALYA v. LYNCH/BELLA/NAOMI

We’re picking the heels – Bliss, James, and Natalya.  And would Natalya still be wrestling if she weren’t a Hart?

RICH SWAN v. NEVILLE

Neville.  They should reinvigorate the high-flying acrobat.

CHARLOTTE v. BAYLEY

The crowd loves Bayley, but you can never go wrong betting on Charlotte.  She’s a Flair.

KEVIN OWENS v. ROMAN REIGNS

Roman Reigns is supposed to be a Face, but gets booed; that says enough. Reigns lacks talent, ability, technique, and can barely talk.  Maybe, he can join BIG SHOW in retirement.

STYLES v. CENA

Let’s Go Cena.  He’s overdue for a PPV victory.  This should be the best match of the night.

THE MAIN EVENT – THE ROYAL RUMBLE

Some possible “unannounced” entrants – SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, FINN BAYLOR, SAMOA JOE, SHANE McMAHON, ZACH RYDER.

Our pick to win – RKO (outta nowhere).