WRESTLEMANIA XXXII

THE MAIN EVENT –THESE WILL BE THE MOST ELABORATE ENTRANCES OF THE NIGHT.  OUR PREDICTION IS THAT SHANE AND THE TAKER WILL BATTLE IN THE CELL, AND THEN McMAHON WILL STEP IN – VINCE McMAHON, THAT IS.  VINCE WILL APPEAR TO BE ON THE TAKER’S SIDE, THEN SWITCH TO SHANE’S SIDE, AND THE McMAHON’S –TOGETHER – DEFEAT THE TAKER.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP – TRIPLE H IS A HEEL, AND ROMAN REIGNS IS UNWORTHY OF ANYTHING BUT THE RING OF HONOR CHAMPIONSHIP – DIVAS DIVISION.   5:15 WAS TOO LONG FOR ROMAN’S REIGN.  TRIPLE H WILL WIN – WE HOPE.

US CHAMPIONSHIP – COULD RYBACK REALISTICALLY LOSE TO KALISTO?  WE DON’T THINK SO, BUT EITHER WAY, IT’S NOT SO THRILLING.  HAVING THE BIG GUY BEAT UP ON A MIDGET IS NOT SO GRATIFYING.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP – GOOD WAY TO ACCELERATE SOME NXT TALENT – WE THINK THAT SAMI ZAYN OR ZACH RYDER WILL WIN.  WOO WOO WOO.

LESNAR v. AMBROSE – WE DON’T SEE HOW LESNAR COULD LOSE.  IT WOULD DETRACT FROM HIS STATURE.  SINCE IT’S A PPV, WE EXPECT LESNAR TO BLADE.

DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP – CHARLOTTE DOESN’T LOSE.  SHE’S RICK FLAIR’S DAUGHTER.  BECKY IS THE ONLY DIVA WITH TALENT AND TECHNIQUE, BUT THE CREATIVE TEAM DOESN’T CARE.

USOS v. DUDLEYS – USO’s WIN.  EXPECT TABLES, THOUGH.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS – NEW DAY ROCKS, BUT THE HEELS HAVE TO WIN TOO.  WE PREDICT THE LEAGUE WINS THIS ONE.

TOTAL DIVAS V. B.A.D. AND BLONDE – WE DON’T CARE.

STLYES v. JERICHO – STYLES.

ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL RUMBLE – BRAUN STROWMAN.  HE NEEDS TO BECOME MORE PROMINENT.  THE WYATT FAMILY IS HOLDING HIM BACK.  WE WANT TO SEE STROWMAN v. LESNAR AT THE NEXT PPV.

THE FRANCHISE HAS TO BE SUFFERING WITH CENA, ROLLINS, AND RKO ON THE DISABLED LIST.  EXPECT TO SEE JOHN CENA, THE ROCK, STONE COLD, AND SOME OTHER SURPRISES.  A FEW BLASTS FROM THE PAST WILL GET THE AUDIENCE GOING.  AND EXPECT SOME CONTROVERSIES ABOUT REFEREES, RULE DISPUTES, AND THE LIKE.

 

 

2016 ROYAL RUMBLE

PREDICTIONS FOR 2016 ROYAL RUMBLE:
 
Kalisto v. Del Rio (US Championship) –  Del Rio
Becky Lynch v. Charlotte (Divas Championship) – Charlotte
Usos v. New Day (Tag Team Championship) – New Day
Ambrose v. Owens  (Intercontinental Championship) – Ambrose
Royal Rumble – Stone Cold Steve Austin or The Rock
 
Without Daniel Bryan, Cena, Rollins, and RKO, the product is suffering.  They need something radical for the Royal Rumble. They need a wildcard.
 
We cannot sit through another Sheamus v. Roman Reigns Championship match.  

THE SMACK ON SMACKDOWN – March 5, 2015 (Washington, D.C.)

Smackdown started with Dolph Ziggler walking out with the new white and gold (or is it black and blue?) Intercontinental Belt.  Overactor Ziggler said that winning the Intercontinental Belt “changed his life.” Jerry the King Lawler called Bad News Barret another Kanye West. Luke Harper then attacked Ziggler and stopped BNB from taking  back his title. A brawl ensued between Ziggler, Barrett, Harper, and Dean Ambrose.  R-Truth took advantage of the distraction, slithered in the ring, and stole the Belt while no one was looking – no one but the cameras, audience, and announcers, that is.   Continue reading THE SMACK ON SMACKDOWN – March 5, 2015 (Washington, D.C.)

THE SMACK ON SMACKDOWN – February 19, 2015 (Fort Lauderdale, FL)

The show started with Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz.  The Miz claims to have “made” Daniel Bryan. Before the match, The Miz, acting like King Tut, told Mizdow, now his personal assistant, to retrieve an Egyptian cotton towel for him. The Miz submitted to Bryan (he threw in the towel) after a  Yes! lock. Continue reading THE SMACK ON SMACKDOWN – February 19, 2015 (Fort Lauderdale, FL)