THE SMACK ON SMACKDOWN – January 29, 2015

The audience booed Triple H every time he mentioned The Royal Rumble. Brought back bad memories. Triple H threatened to make an announcement that will shake the WWE to its core on Monday – maybe they are switching Smackdown back to Friday?

By the way, Smackdown just moved to Thursday nights. Why do they show commercials about Smackdown moving to Thursday night during Thursday night Smackdown?   We’re already watching. We know it’s not on Friday anymore. We get it.

Roman Reigns pinned Big Show, in an obvious effort to build up Roman Reigns before he faces Brock Lesnar – the Beast Incarnate – at WWE Wrestlemania.

Tyson Kidd pinned Jey Uso.

The Ascension beat Gold and Stardust. So, The Ascension is sticking around, for now.  Not sure why.

Kane’s pre-taped casket segments showed that he’s not Abel to act. They were painful to watch.

WWE announcer Byron Satxon asked, “What’s it going to take to stop Kane?” We ask what it’s going to take to start him. After the disappointment of losing the Royal Rumble, WWE rehabilitated Daniel Bryan by having him win the casket match against Klumsy Kane.

Our FEED ME MORE Award goes to  Justin Flom for egging The Miz during a segment.

Our FEED ME MORON Award goes to Big Show.  The World’s Largest Athlete loses – yet again.  He only had a 160 pound advantage.